DoD brings Agile Anti-Patterns to a new low...

Can someone help me name this Agile-Anti Pattern?

"We keep hearing the same problems mentioned over and over in retrospectives. So they are a waste of time, let's stop having retrospectives (or at least limit them to 15 minutes)." 

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